What a strange combination. I've been convinced, I take back every single anti-Christ and Jesus Freak joke I've ever made. There is a God and today he has decided to intervene in my life, perhaps to change it for the better. It is only 10:15 and already I've had the best day. I was awoken around 8:30 by the postman delivering my new vibrator/dildo thingy, which incidentally takes batteries that I do not feel like seeking out so early, lulckily, the free 8" vibrator that came for free with any purchase took these lovely AAA batteries here, so I've been pleasuring myself all morning. I put an ad up on a personal's website promising some guy pictures of me masturbating if they buy me something off my "wish list" from this adult store website. It was kind of a joke but a lot of these guys took me up on my offer. Of course most of them were just trying to get naked pics and even more creepy- my address, I set up a wish list so that I didn't have to give out my address. That's when most of my responders seemed to disappear. Ah well, otherwise I was just lying in bed getting stoned before taking the subway 1.5 hours to Manhattan for class when my phone rang. I was a NY number and no name showed up on my caller ID but the number did. It was this woman at this telemarketing office calling me about a job interview I had gone on about 1.5 months ago! I never got so much as a phone call and now they're calling me back! It's a great job, pays well, and it's right near my apartment, 3 subway stops away. She asked my to call her back after Christmas and arrange something, I hope I hope. I just pray that things go as well for me in classes today. I only have two and one is a lecture, but I haven't been in over a month, and the other is Speech, but I gave my speech last week so I just sit tight for two hours until I die of boredom. Oh well, I really should be getting on to class, I just thought that I'd share my fantastic day with all of you! Can't wait to get home and play with my new toys! I really am so horny being so far away from my boyfriend, but my gosh it's only been a week since I was back with him!

Peace!